In years past, I've wanted fireworks and national holiday proclamations for my birthday. But this year I just want a simple evening honoring the one day a year where all my favorite stores send me discount coupons in the mail. I don't think that's too much to ask for.
|Just a simple birthday, I promise|
For my birthday I would like:
|A cake all to myself|
|A bubble bath so I can be luxurious|
|A small surprise that rhymes with becklace or bing or bearrings|
or ball binclusive bacation to baruba
|A fancy lunch so I can wear my new Zara shoes|
|A fancy dinner so I can wear my other new Zara shoes|
|A back massage that lasts longer than 5 minutes,|
and without me saying, "Ouch that's my spine."
Because it fucking blows to have a birthday in February, I choose to party like a rockstar during my half birthday in August! And that's why my LinkedIn profile says I'm a Strategic Planner.