Bishop And Rook Year End Stats

'Never Fail Chocolate Chip Cookies' recipe was the top blog post of 2012 and 'Gym Motivation' was, BY FAR, the most popular search term. You confused and contradicting individuals, I love you.

New Year's Eve 2012

Yay New Year's Eve! Raise your hand if you had a perfectly sexified outfit for the big night and then went out and bought a whole new one just because you cannot have enough sequin right now? True story, all year long. Here's the final verdict (for now).

Styling in Suspender Tights

From celebrity show offs like Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Rihanna and Paris Hilton, to features in XOJane.com, "My New Look Is Called Future Sex", and numerous fashion blogs, the 2011 suspender tights trend still receives support going into 2013.

How to Throw An End of the World Party

It’s time to party like it’s December 21st, 2012! Whether it’s happening or not, I’ve already started putting things off with the notion that the end of the world may set me back a few days. Procrastinators gonna procrastinate. So let’s do this up undergrad-style and make a party out of nothing!

DIY Christmas Nip Tree

Watch out Martha, I've got the ultimate Yankee Swap gift!

I made this last year for a friend who was taking a winter cruise and had a master plan of sneaking some nips on board. I surround myself with rebels. Very simple with a mega wow factor. Has anyone else noticed all my DIY's include nips?

Fashion on Instagram

My fashion tab is lacking! I rock it, you just can't see it. Probably because I'm too busy yelling about old ladies. Follow Bishop And Rook on Instagram for fashion clips. I promise I'll get back on that train shortly.

I'm Going to LOVE My Tattoos at Age 99! You Intolerant, Dogmatic Fuck

So I just dragged my butt to the gym, second day in a row. I bust out this massive arm workout to the point that my limbs are still shaking with glorious muscle building, fat burning satisfaction. I walk into the locker room that is literally lined with about two hundred cubby lockers, enough for three times the members that actually belong to this gym. Cubbies for everyone! But this older lady, I’d say between 65-75, happens to be using a locker next to mine. Whatevs, right?

I smile as I start to twirl my combination and awkwardly, the lady isn’t giving me any elbow room what so ever. In fact, she gets even creepier by putting her leg up on the bench behind me. Think prison shower scene.

Gifts for Your Wine Lover

Aside from the obvious bottle of vino, what do you get your wine lover? Gadgets, games and accessories of course!

Rock Out With Your Cocktail Out Vol. VI

The Ancient Mayan's predicted that the end of the world would happen December 22, 2012. Coincidence it's on a Friday? I think not!

Celebrate the end of world with a Santa Magrarita and an indie/punk/not too sure what category this falls under/rock playlist. Merry Christmas!

Happy Holidays, Here's a Huge Picture of My Cat

I love DIY photo cards. It gives me the opportunity to persuade friends and family to hang a little piece of my art and humor in their homes for at most three weeks. But depending on their gauge of my personality, there is a bit of a range in understanding 'why'.

Merry Christmas, here's my cat

Secret Bingo

To address the sometimes awkward silence that tends to happen during my family Thanksgivings, I created Secret Bingo. A game to be played amongst the adult children to keep us entertained and to make light of my parents inability to converse. Winner gets a dollar.