Okay, okay. Start off with a big bang, huge rant, zero
intro, very abrupt welcoming? Long intro slash borderline sob story with quirky
zingers to boost my self-esteem / your opinion of me. Skip the preface altogether
and go directly to adorable kitten-in-a-box picture? Or think-type my options
and slowly establish a thought processes of what I want to write about and how
I should go about doing that...
Considering I'm my biggest fan right now, I'm hook. Let's
continue.